I am sitting in my room thinking how I am going to start this paper. My eyes narrow. I'm really trying to focus... on the reflection of sunlight shining through my blinds onto my computer screen. Dazed and confused, I feel so out of it. My mind is elsewhere. After narrowly escaping academic suspension or worse yet expulsion, I find my mind racing. What could have happened? And then like a lightswitch, a great idea pops into my head. I should watch a movie. What movie should I watch? Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? Too trippy. The Departed? Too long. The Boondock Saints? Too violent. Jackass? Too stupid. Better yet, maybe I should go watch television. But what is even on at 4 in the afternoon? Oprah?
I am hungry, but there is nothing substantial to eat in my room. I mean we have the quintessential college foods: ramen and cereal; but i want something hearty. If only I had the energy to pick myself off of this chair and walk to the dining hall. Instead of finding something entertaining to do and/or pleasing my hunger pains, I will most likely awake at 8 o'clock from a glorious 4 hour nap and question what I got accomplished today. But I'll be able to cross the blog entry off the list. Great. Now there is only 48,000 other things to do before bed.
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